god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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