I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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