I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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