this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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