I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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