She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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