uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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