Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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