Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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