Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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