I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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