just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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