do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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