before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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