Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
