"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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