did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Boobs are out for the taking
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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