No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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