OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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