nut hugger
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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