Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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