When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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