i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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