Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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