I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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