I heard we made out
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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