i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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