I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
