I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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