CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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