Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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