everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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