You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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