We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
