ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
