I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we're chasing vodka with high fives
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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