Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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