I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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