I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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