I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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