office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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