Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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