Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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