Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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