I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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