I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
