Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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