i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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