the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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