"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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