Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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